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NEW AUTHORS: The glow of an eternal flame by Robbie Haig

As you know, sometimes I like to find books with no reviews on Amazon and leave reviews of my own. Some of them are truly terrible, and this is one of them.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST this was unreadable.

The first paragraph was a page-and-a-half long description of the character’s features, especially her eyes. Her name is Andalasia or something ridiculous like that. It’s her first day of high school and….at this point I zoned out and flipped forward. And it was like fifty more pages of high school drama that I didn’t care about before I just gave up.

YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT HELPING MY THEORY THAT SOME UNDISCOVERED BOOKS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD.

IDK what the eternal flame is all about and I don’t care. I’m done. I’m so done. 3000%.

VERDICT: 1/5 stars.

(Note: 0 stars would be a book by an author that can’t even cobble together a proper sentence, or be bothered to write a synopsis or make a cover. I don’t really bother with those).

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